Stop Guessing. Start Designing Smarter.
For Designers
Mini courses + free trainings that actually give you tools, not fluff.
Welcome to Mai Tai Noir
These aren’t “YouTube tips in disguise.”
Each mini course + training is packed with real strategies and design formulas I use with paying clients. Because your brand deserves to look expensive—even when you’re learning for free.
Free, Fast, and Actually Worth Your Time
Skip the endless Googling. Inside, you’ll find:
✔️ Quick trainings you can finish in one sitting
✔️ Plug-and-play resources that save you hours
✔️ Pro-level strategies that make your brand look polished instantly
Think of it as my secret stash of shortcuts for getting your design act together—without waiting until you “someday” hire a full designer.

Oh hey… Meet your designer.
I’m Mai Tai Noir—web designer, brand strategist, and your favorite shortcut.

Your Brand Looks DIY. And That’s the Problem.
DIY energy = missed opportunities. Imagine if instead, your freebie pages, templates, and offers…
Looked like you hired a pro (without the invoice)
Stayed consistent across every platform
Gave you confidence to finally promote without second-guessing design
Your Brand Looks… Fine. And That’s the Problem...
Imagine if you could…
- 01 -
Nail It Fast
Binge in under an hour—no graveyard of half-finished courses here.
- 02 -
Tools, Not Theory
Get swipe files, formulas, and templates you can actually use today.
- 03 -
Confidence Mode: On
Never ask “Does this look right?” again—because duh, it does.

Grab the Mini Courses + Trainings — Free
This is not a “fluffy freebie.”
It’s the cheat sheet vault for making your brand look like it runs on a trust fund, without the guesswork.
Don’t Embarrass Your Brand!
The Designer’s Vault is how you stop looking DIY and start looking dangerous.
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